Survivor To Be Segregated

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

The new season of Survivor will feature four racially-segregated teams this year. What do you think?

Don Weisczech,
Dump Truck Driver
"This is an affront to a civilized society. I mean, another damn season of Survivor?"

Piper Hanes,
Sign Language Interpreter
"What a predictable season. Obviously the whites will win. Specifically, Les Moonves and Mark Burnett."

Ed Strayhearn,
Machinist
"I'm offended by this, but I still plan on watching the show. Unless, of course, one of the contestants is fat."

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