The Onion

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Harris: Non-Christian Politicians 'Legislate Sin'

Congresswoman Katherine Harris (R-FL) recently stated that separation of church and state was "a lie," and that non-Christian elected officials would "legislate sin." What do you think?

Old Woman

Wendy Raudive,
Customer Support
"She wasn't saying that Christians are the only people fit to make laws—just that they're the only people, period."

Young Man

Constatin Clark,
Sin Lobbyist
"As a sin lobbyist, I have to say that Harris is making it very difficult for sinner interests and the sin platform."

Black Man

Andy Lees,
Systems Analyst
"What kind of lie is 'separation of church and state?' A 'the check is in the mail' kind of lie, or a 'the world was created in seven days and dinosaurs never existed' kind of lie?"

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