The Onion

Friday, September 1, 2006

Nebraska State Trooper In Klan

An arbitrator for the state of Nebraska ruled that a state trooper could not be fired for belonging to the Ku Klux Klan. What do you think?

Young Woman

Janelle Draper,
Judge
"I'm actually fairly impressed with this man. It has to be hard, time-consuming work to be part of two bigoted, fear-mongering groups simultaneously."

Young Man

Jerry Patrone,
Poultry Inspector
"Would you rather he vented his racism at unsuspecting motorists on the highway, or in the safe confines of a KKK meeting?"

Black Man

Neil Gruber,
Tax Attorney
"The last time I checked, no one was forcing blacks or Jews to drive through Nebraska. So what exactly is the issue?"

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