The Onion

Friday, September 8, 2006

CNN's Chilling 9/11 Tribute

On the fifth anniversary this month, CNN.com will be streaming footage all day of the network's televised coverage from Sept. 11th, 2001, enabling viewers to relive it as events unfolded. What do you think?

Young Woman

Becca Townes,
Systems Analyst
"September what?"

Young Man

Herman Ritter,
Postal Carrier
"Considering I was in a coma at the time, this will certainly help me fully assimilate to the scarred, paranoid society into which I awoke.

Black Man

Zac Polk,
Interior Decorator
"I doubt many people will watch. During that time, FoxNews.com will be airing Pirates of the Caribbean."

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