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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Monday, September 11, 2006

New Oil Field Discovered

The Chevron Corporation has discovered an oil field in the Gulf of Mexico which could possibly produce 6,000 barrels a day. What do you think?

Young Man

Jeremy Slocumb,
Inventor
"And to think I was going to have trouble finding a market for my diesel-powered laptop."

Old Woman

Sheryl Mulhally,
Archivist
"I'd say after 4 billion years, the environment has had a pretty good run."

Old Man

Brandon Lyle,
Systems Analyst
Hopefully this news will bring smiles to the faces of those poor oil executives whose only good news last year was record profit."

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