Monday, September 11, 2006
New Oil Field Discovered
The Chevron Corporation has discovered an oil field in the Gulf of Mexico which could possibly produce 6,000 barrels a day. What do you think?
Jeremy Slocumb,
Inventor
"And to think I was going to have trouble finding a market for my diesel-powered laptop."
Sheryl Mulhally,
Archivist
"I'd say after 4 billion years, the environment has had a pretty good run."
Brandon Lyle,
Systems Analyst
Hopefully this news will bring smiles to the faces of those poor oil executives whose only good news last year was record profit."
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