The Onion

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Sexy Lyrics, Sexual Teens

A new study found that teenagers who listen to sexually explicit lyrics are more likely to engage in sexual activity at an early age. What do you think?

Old Woman

Amy Herman,
Payroll specialist
"That's a bunch of bullshit. I spent my whole youth listening to 'Too Short' and didn't get laid till I was 27."

Young Man

Jesse Hughes,
Systems Analyst
"During my teens, when I saw an attractive woman, I didn't need a popular song to tell me she should back that ass up."

Black Man

Wade Barunohler,
Hog Farmer
"That makes me wish that my parents had let me listen to something other than music about hog farms, growing up on hog farms, and taking over your family's hog farm."

All American Voices

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