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American Voices

Monday, September 18, 2006

Horse Meat Banned

Congress has banned the slaughter of horses for meat, calling the process "barbaric." What do you think?

Old Man

Lester Graves,
Judge
"What am I supposed to do with the grade-A pony I just bought—give it to my daughter for Christmas?"

Old Woman

Lisa Gonzalez,
Lisa Gonzalez, Caricaturist
"I support this ruling. We shouldn't be allowed to eat horses, dogs, or anything else we can race for sport."

Young Man

Jim Shebesta,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, the winds of change. I remember a time in this country when you couldn't get elected unless you participated in a state-fair horse-eating contest."

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