The Onion

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Pope Apologizes To Muslims

Pope Benedict has apologized for offending Muslims in a speech he gave in Germany last week. What do you think?

Old Woman

Nadine Fitzpatrick,
Operator
"Geez, I wonder what the Pope is like when he's not apologizing."

Black Man

Lyle Anderson,
Electrician
"Am I the only one who's surprised the Pope had to go back seven whole centuries to find a Catholic anti-Muslim quote?"

Young Man

Jim Farrell,
Systems Analyst
"The sad part is his apology came verbatim from the medieval text, 'How To Pacify The Savage Arab.'"

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