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American Voices

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Willie Nelson Busted For Pot

Willie Nelson was issued a citation Monday for possession of marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms. What do you think?

Asian Man

Doug Addams,
Button Maker
"He got caught? Crap. All right, I guess I got to call my other guy."

Old Man

Terry North,
Osteopath
"You can't arrest Willie Nelson for doing drugs. That's like arresting Aretha Franklin for being fat, or James Brown for any of the various crimes he's committed."

Old Woman

Janet Gansburg,
Bond Insurer
"That's the difference between marijuana and alcohol: When Willie Nelson was pulled over, he had only nice things to say about Jews."

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