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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Monday, September 25, 2006

$2 Billion Environment Pledge

Richard Branson, the eccentric head of the Virgin Group, has pledged two billion dollars to fight global warming. What do you think?

Old Man

Brian Ducey,
Painter
"The wealthy really ought to thank the insanely wealthy like Branson for making them look good."

Old Woman

Emily Shapiro,
Homeless Advocate
"If used properly and in small enough denominations, this money should suffice to shade us from the sun’s harmful rays."

Young Man

Quentin Lakeland,
Janitor
"Is it making anyone else nervous how all these billionaires are suddenly shoveling their money into philanthropic causes? Is there a Judgment Day coming up that I didn't hear about?"

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