The Onion

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

War Makes U.S. Less Safe

A recent National Intelligence Estimate report found that the war in Iraq has in fact increased Islamic extremism and the overall threat of terror. What do you think?

Young Man

Lance Brown,
Tech Support Operator
"The media has put a spin on these statistics. It only seems like there are more terrorists because the war has decreased the number of Americans."

Young Woman

Tanya Frazer,
Mortgage Broker
"You know, I have noticed a rise in the hypothetical chance of a theoretically imminent attack."

Asian Man

Mark Everett,
Logger
"As with our own radical '60s, I think it's important to stay the course and outlast the Islamic equivalent of our hippies."

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