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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Uwe Boll Boxes Critics

Uwe Boll, director of the critically reviled House of the Dead, recently took on four of his critics in a boxing ring in Canada. What do you think?

Asian Man

Mark Friedman,
Ship's Mate
"Too bad Rex Reed wouldn't sign on—but I understand he was training for a title defense against Michael Bay."

Old Man

Jonas Begin,
Croupier
"This incoherent burst of violence is not the Uwe Boll I know. Where's the long and pointless explanations about zombies?"

Old Woman

Janice Hartley,
Event Planner
"Laughable violence, low-rent stunts, pitifully self-indulgent. D-."

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