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Monday, October 2, 2006

Microsoft Releases Security Patch

Last week, Microsoft released a patch for a critical security flaw in its Internet Explorer web browser. What do you think?

Young Man

Stefan Wells,
Campaign Consultant
"Well, this meets all the criteria for things I'm most terrified of: something I don't understand at all and refuse to learn more about."

Old Woman

Layna Torgerson,
Pest Control
"Thanks, but I'll pass. I kind of like how the Nigerians rearranged my desktop."

Old Man

Greg Anderson,
Line Cook
"From what I gather, this patch works by plugging the remote code execution vulnerability in the VML, while a web page with VML when a rect tag is displayed in IE. Anyone who understands what this means has earned the right to attack my computer."

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