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Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Representative Foley Resigns

Congressman Mark Foley (R–FL) resigned Friday after it was revealed that he exchanged sexually charged Internet chat messages with a teenage boy. What do you think?

Old Man

Jeremy Shapiro,
EMT
"Why all the fuss? Mark Foley is nothing but a hopeless romantic with a dream to keep chivalry alive. Congress has lost a great gentleman today."

Young Woman

Vicky O'Malley,
Software Tester
"I can't believe an upstanding citizen like Foley would do such a thing. He must have thought he was talking to a teenage girl."

Asian Man

Bobby Fields,
Lifeguard
"It was a little disconcerting for Foley to issue his resignation via a Fall Out Boy chat room."

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