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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Rash Of School Shootings

The U.S. has seen 25 school shootings since the beginning of the academic year. What do you think?

Old Woman

Janelle Hamer,
Waitress
"Gotta say, the coverage is really improving. Quick conveyance of details, good b-roll of the shooters' houses, and they've stopped getting so weepy with the vigils."

Black Man

Gary Dukowski,
Systems Analyst
"It's been a while since I've kept up with video games. What just came out?"

Young Man

Mike Brannon,
Professional Mover
"On reflection, it doesn't seem like such a good idea to have included biathlon in the Presidential Fitness Guidelines."

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