Stolen Auburn Playbook Returned With Spelling, Grammar Corrected
10.05.06 | Issue 42•40
Incoming North Korean Missile Intercepted By Deion Sanders
10.12.06 | Issue 42•41
Detroit Tigers Carry Jim Leyland To Bathroom
Doctors: Terrell Owens Still A Threat To Go All The Way At Any Time
09.28.06 | Issue 42•39
Angry Jim Leyland's Mustache Keeps Falling Off While Yelling At Team
07.17.08 | Issue 44•29
Jonathan Papelbon's 95 mph Water Balloon Ruins Family Barbecue
06.28.07 | Issue 43•26
Michael Jordan Clearly Wearing Game-Ready Uniform Under Business Suit
11.16.06 | Issue 42•46
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