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American Voices

Friday, October 6, 2006

Breast-Fed Babies No Smarter

According to research published in the British Medical Journal, breast feeding does not make babies any smarter. What do you think?

Young Woman

Tricia Daniels,
Cashier
"My baby likes Dr. Pepper better anyway."

Young Man

Tim Green,
Lighting Installer
"However, breastfeeding is great for stimulating the sense of puerility in bystanders."

Black Man

Doug Jancowicz,
Systems Analyst
"Who says it's about being smart? Doesn't it just seem like a good idea to have as many people as possible sucking on breasts?"

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