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American Voices

Monday, October 9, 2006

KISS Guitarist Denied Royalties

Former KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent was denied claims to royalties for the album Lick It Up by the Supreme Court recently. What do you think?

Young Man

Kelly Brathwaite,
Elevator Repairperson
"The fact that Ruth Bader Ginsburg simply did not let go of her grudge against Vinnie Vincent is really getting out of hand. That was 20 years ago, Ruth."

Old Woman

Phyllis Weeden,
Bartender
"Dude, the guy almost destroyed KISS. He doesn't deserve royalties. He deserves a medal."

Old Man

Dan Bender,
Antique Appraiser
"Okay, but if this Court's next step is to take away Vinnie Vincent's right to have an abortion, I am going to go apeshit."

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