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American Voices

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

North Korea Nuke Test

North Korea reportedly tested a nuclear bomb early Monday morning. What do you think?

Old Man

Arnold Velmeir,
Store Manager
"To me the bomb isn't as troubling as the giant catapult they're constructing to fling it."

Young Woman

Amanda Cooper,
Life Coach
"I don't know why, with all the sanctions we imposed on them, no one thought to cut off their access to uranium and fuel rods."

Asian Man

Jeff Andrews,
Bodyguard
"Are you sure it wasn't just Underground Independence Day in North Korea?"

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