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American Voices

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Ground-Beef Recall

More than 5000 pounds of Iowan ground beef was recalled due to suspicions of an E. coli contamination. What to you think?

Old Woman

Miriam Stollman,
Systems Analyst
"All this E. coli talk makes me wonder if I should stop eating lunch while on the toilet."

Black Man

Skip Tailor,
Pool Cleaner
"I'm sorry, but I just can't live my life worrying about every pound of raw meat I consume."

Young Man

Phillip Alveda,
Mechanic
"That’s it. I’m just eating high-fructose corn syrup from now on."

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