The Onion

Monday, October 16, 2006

CBGB's Closes Down

After 33 years hosting punk shows, legendary club CBGB's closed its doors on Sunday. What do you think?

Old Woman

Gwen Macey,
Armored-Truck Driver
“The music may be gone, but the historic stench of urine will permeate the site for generations to come.”

Old Man

Jerry Osbourne,
Systems Analyst
“When I think of the bands I saw there—The Dictators, Blondie, Suicide—I can't help but think, ‘time for a prostate exam.’”

Young Man

Keith Thompson,
Maintenance Worker
“It makes me sad that the ghosts of The Ramones will be forced to haunt a Pizzeria Uno.”

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