Computer Makers Die More
Death rates among people who work building computers are considerably higher than the rest of the population. What do you think?
Ken Glaser,
Landscape Architect
"Great. So when the computers turn against us, there won't be anyone alive who knows their weaknesses."
Jessica LaGrange,
Systems Analyst
"Jeez, now I feel bad about upgrading to the arsenic graphics card."
Alex Beerman,
Store Clerk
"Man, you can't do anything fun anymore without getting cancer. No smoking, no working in computer factories, no handling beryllium or beryllium compounds, no nothing, man."
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