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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Monday, October 23, 2006

Computer Makers Die More

Death rates among people who work building computers are considerably higher than the rest of the population. What do you think?

Old Man

Ken Glaser,
Landscape Architect
"Great. So when the computers turn against us, there won't be anyone alive who knows their weaknesses."

Old Woman

Jessica LaGrange,
Systems Analyst
"Jeez, now I feel bad about upgrading to the arsenic graphics card."

Asian Man

Alex Beerman,
Store Clerk
"Man, you can't do anything fun anymore without getting cancer. No smoking, no working in computer factories, no handling beryllium or beryllium compounds, no nothing, man."

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