The Onion

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Catholic Church Must
Pay For Contraceptives

New York's highest court ruled that insurance coverage for employees of social service agencies run by the Catholic Church must include contraception. What do you think?

Black Man

Richard Harris,
Administrative Coordinator
"Telling women that I work for the Catholic Church is all the contraception I need."

Old Woman

Tracy Pierce,
Social Worker
"Catholics using birth control? But then who will supply the world with urchins?”

Young Man

Paul Ballard,
Cashier
"This is an affront against the Lord, who was always a proponent of pulling out and climaxing all over her tits."

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