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Friday, October 27, 2006

Door Open for NJ Gay Marriage

The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled that gay couples were entitled to the same rights as heterosexuals, leaving the door open for gay marriage. What do you think?

Young Woman

Elisa Siegel,
Inventory Control Specialist
“This will go a long way toward expanding the variety of punch lines about New Jersey.”

Young Man

Dan Peltier,
Systems Analyst
“If we don’t move to stop this trend immediately, gay people will have as much legal clout as the clinically brain-dead.”

Black Man

Nate Broder,
Street Cleaner
“So I guess the court left the back door open! Ha! I am so closeted! Wait, I meant to say 'funny,' not 'closeted.' Where’d that come from?"

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