The Onion

Monday, October 30, 2006

Twin Cities To Host '08 RNC

Minneapolis has been chosen as the site for the 2008 Republican National Convention. What do you think?

Old Man

Larry Adamson,
Beer Distributor
"With all the stress it's under, I understand why the Republican Party would fly into the arms of a predominantly white and doughy comfort state."

Old Woman

Rhona Bargeld,
Dermatologist
"This is a genius move by the GOP. Screw my liberal values. There's no way I'm standing outside in Minnesota to protest."

Young Man

Mick Haney,
Garment Worker
"This is the problem with Republicans: They plan two years in advance for a convention and two months in advance for a war."

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