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American Voices

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Nuke Secrets Found In Meth Lab

Three flash drives from the Los Alamos nuclear facility were recently recovered during a meth raid. What do you think?

Old Woman

Diane Carlson,
Gallery Designer
"We should make it a general rule not to give classified items to individuals with holes in their cheeks."

Black Man

Larry Hoover,
Systems Analyst
"The really sad part is that all three flash drives were filled with porn."

Young Man

Irv Mancetti,
Groundskeeper
"Let's just pray this war on drugs doesn't escalate."

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