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American Voices

Friday, November 3, 2006

Bush 41 Christens Navy Ship

Recently, President George H.W. Bush christened a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier bearing his name. What do you think?

Young Woman

Brenna Gold,
Herbalist
"That's a bad idea. The last thing George Bush named after himself sank pretty fast."

Young Man

Jack Lay,
Soap Maker
"I must say I found it much more touching when Barbara christened the first nuclear-powered kindergarten."

Black Man

Robert Ronson,
Systems Analyst
"See this is the difference between us and North Korea. We use our nuclear power for peaceful purposes like boating."

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