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American Voices

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Will Democrats Regain Control?

Democrats are hoping to regain congressional power for the first time in 12 years today. What do you think?

Old Man

Tim Greunwald,
Shop Steward
"Is that today? Why didn't anybody tell me? I already made plans. Lunch with the crew. Oh well, there's always next year."

Young Woman

Laurel Garvey,
Salesperson
"They haven't been in power for 12 years? Then why have I been blaming them for everything?"

Asian Man

Dan Farrell,
Laundromat Attendant
"Guess it's time to take those assless chaps out of cold storage again."

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