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American Voices

Friday, November 10, 2006

Ortega's Return to Nicaragua

Daniel Ortega, the one-time Sandanista leader, was just elected to president of Nicaragua. What do you think?

Young Woman

Veronica Keller,
Beautician
"I'm glad Reagan didn't live to see this. No, wait. I'm just glad he's dead."

Black Man

Derek Glazer,
Systems Analyst
"I haven't seen him in a while, does he still have the same glasses?"

Young Man

Nick Jones,
Jeweler
"Well, we're screwed. With those impotent Dems retaking Congress, Ortega back as president, and our military forces committed in Iraq, it's the perfect time for the Sandanista Hordes to make their move."

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