Two Kinds Of Humans
British evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry claims that the human race may split into two sub-species in the next 100,000 years. What do you think?
Aaron Knudsen,
Soccer Coach
"Well, I hope my descendents end up in the elite class, or in the roving pack of disobedient workers that live in the sewers and feed on the attractive."
Gary Curry,
Linguist
"This is just like that movie The Time Machine. Wait, no, Revenge of the Nerds."
Dannie Clarson,
Life Coach
"Personally, I'm still pissed that we lost the vestigial tail."
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