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American Voices

Monday, November 20, 2006

Male Birth-Control Pill

Scientists are reportedly close to perfecting a birth-control pill for men that will stop the development of sperm. What do you think?

Old Man

Peter Haynes,
Insurance Salesman
"If my wife can't remember to take her pill, what makes you think I can rely on her to make me take mine?"

Asian Man

Paul Bannon,
Knife Sharpener
"I tend to be pretty forgetful, so once they release a male morning-after pill, I'll be all set."

Young Man

Kyle Bruckner,
Systems Analyst
"We already bear the enormous responsibility of pulling out and now they want to make us do this?"

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