Former KGB Spy Poisoned

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Alexander Litvinenko, a former Soviet spy and critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin, was hospitalized in London after being poisoned. What do you think?

Linda Koelsch,
Dog Groomer
“Leave it to the Bond marketing team to really up the ante for opening weekend.”

Robert Pugh,
Systems Analyst
“Man. Every time a Russian starts to go bald and gaunt, he's all, ‘I was poisoned!’”

Kelly O'Grady,
Jobs Counselor
“You can't trust a Soviet spy. All those former KGB spooks are corrupt megalomaniacs—except, of course for Putin.”