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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Americans Give Thanks

Today, Americans across the nation are celebrating Thanksgiving. What do you think?

Asian Man

Olivier Smith,
Marketing Associate
"I got up at 4 a.m. to give my Sims character a jump on meal prep."

Old Man

Ted Lucht,
Psychiatrist
"I really think this is gonna be the year my step-mother finally remembers that I'm a vegetarian."

Old Woman

Livia Kurson,
Parole Officer
"I'll be enjoying a quiet, restful evening alone. At least Friday will be a little different once someone discovers my body."

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