Robert Altman Dead
Acclaimed director Robert Altman died this week. What do you think?
Rebecca Johansen,
Systems Analyst
"I hope he didn't check 'Yes' on the organ-donation box. There's nothing worse than a third-hand heart."
Lee Utrecht,
Tunnel Digger
"This death came out of nowhere. Mr. Altman appeared so young, vibrant, and fresh-faced."
Jeremy Wilmington,
Bricklayer
"See what happens when you go around being stoned all the time? You accidentally make Popeye and manage to fuck up what would have been a perfectly lovely obit."
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