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American Voices

Friday, November 24, 2006

Robert Altman Dead

Acclaimed director Robert Altman died this week. What do you think?

Young Woman

Rebecca Johansen,
Systems Analyst
"I hope he didn't check 'Yes' on the organ-donation box. There's nothing worse than a third-hand heart."

Young Man

Lee Utrecht,
Tunnel Digger
"This death came out of nowhere. Mr. Altman appeared so young, vibrant, and fresh-faced."

Black Man

Jeremy Wilmington,
Bricklayer
"See what happens when you go around being stoned all the time? You accidentally make Popeye and manage to fuck up what would have been a perfectly lovely obit."

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