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American Voices

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Wal-Mart Sales Disappointing

While post-Thanksgiving sales were up 6 percent from last year for most retailers, Wal-Mart's numbers fell below even their modest forecast. What do you think?

Old Man

Ronnie Warren,
Oil Changer
“Their customer base has dropped way off since they started stocking the morning-after pill.”

Young Woman

Karen Wachtel,
Events Planner
“You can only give someone a T-shirt of the Tasmanian Devil waving an America flag so many times.”

Asian Man

Chuck Bryant,
Lab Technician
“Wal-Mart just doesn't carry the same piece-of-shit bullshit I like to give to my loved ones that they used to.”

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