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American Voices

Friday, December 1, 2006

D.O.J. Investigates Self

The Justice Department is opening a probe to investigate its own use of wiretapping and warrantless surveillance. What do you think?

Young Woman

Jill Beckett,
Bellhop
"Is that wiretapping stuff still going on? I thought that was last year. I remember I was so outraged about that."

Young Man

Stephen Varney,
Systems Analyst
"Gonzalez is taking this very seriously. He personally promoted top- notch D.O.J. janitor Phil Nugs to Inspector General just to lead this probe."

Black Man

Brendon Gaines,
Projectionist
"There's a good chance they'll catch themselves red-handed here."

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