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Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Taxing Virtual Assets

A panel of scholars and government officials recently said that taxation of assets from online games such as World Of Warcraft is inevitable. What do you think?

Old Man

Tim Petlier,
Marriage Counselor
"Joke's on them. As a Draenei Shaman, my assets are protected under the Nagrandian Church and are exempt from taxation. "

Young Woman

Wendy Quinones,
Cafeteria Worker
"I better create a Sims accountant and set up a meeting with him immediately."

Asian Man

Ralph Black,
Caretaker
"These taxes will really bolster America's virtual health-care system."

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