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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Bolton Steps Down

John Bolton, the American delegate to the UN, will step down when the current term runs out. What do you think?

Old Woman

Tammy Watson,
Systems Analyst
"It's a shame. He had so many bridges yet to burn."

Black Man

Leo Schneider,
Grocery Bagger
"With Bolton finally out of the way, the UN can get back to doing what it does best: solving the world's problems in a quick and efficient manner."

Young Man

Ryan Smith,
Promotions Manager
"He was the one person I could count on to stand in the face of popular opinion and wear that absurd mustache."

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