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American Voices

Friday, December 8, 2006

Jen And Vince Split

People magazine reports that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up. What do you think?

Young Woman

Leanne Benning,
Zoo Attendant
“Well, she traded down from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn, so I’d warn Ralph Macchio to look out.”

Young Man

Tyler Samuels,
Surveyor
“With a clunky portmanteau like Vincennifer, the two clearly had no future.”

Old Man

Hector Hernandez,
Systems Analyst
“Thank you so much for telling me. I'd hate to make some kind of faux pas if I were to run into them tomorrow at Wal-Mart.”

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