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Monday, December 11, 2006

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Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Pregnant

Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter Mary is pregnant. What do you think?

Old Man

Marvin Sayles,
Systems Analyst
"I bet it's a pretty big relief for Cheney to find out his daughter's lesbian phase is finally over."

Old Woman

Frieda Smith,
Personal Trainer
"God, I hope the father is black."

Asian Man

Roger Warrens,
Framer
"It's deplorable that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that Christians can't love."

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