The Onion

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Chile's Pinochet Dead

Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet died Sunday at 91. What do you think?

Old Man

Ian Cocker,
Customs Agent
"He was a complicated figure. On the one hand, he killed thousands of people. On the other hand, I don't know much more about him."

Young Woman

Jessica Loerber,
Computer Consultant
"I would die, too, if my country were run by some woman calling herself 'The President.'"

Asian Man

Colin Gimeno,
Construction Worker
"At least he kept communism out of the country the only way a Fascist, bloodthirsty dictator could."

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