The Onion

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Apocalypto Tops Box Office

Mel Gibson’s Mayan action film Apocalypto was the big winner at the box office this weekend. What do you think?

Old Woman

Leslie Garrison,
Liquor Store Clerk
"I'm not surprised. This movie has something for everyone: human sacrifice, tragic suffering, historical inaccuracies."

Black Man

Frank Jablonski,
Systems Analyst
"Well sure. When you've got that huge built-in full-blooded Mayan audience coming out to see it, you're bound to do well."

Young Man

Mike Poole,
Professional Mover
"If there's anything stronger than the hatred moviegoers have for Jews, it's their love of brown people."

All American Voices

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