The Onion

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Annan Criticizes Bush

Former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan used his farewell address to criticize the Bush Administration for turning its back on human rights and abandoning American principles. What do you think?

Asian Man

Irwin Green,
Actuary
"He's being a little harsh. We were never that principled to begin with."

Old Woman

Diane Hilliard,
Piano Teacher
"That's weird. The UN has a male secretary? So progressive!"

Old Man

Stanley Goines,
Asphalt Layer
"It's too bad only Luxembourg and St. Lucia were there to hear his speech."

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