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American Voices

Friday, December 15, 2006

Israelis Talk Nukes

Critics called for the resignation of Israeli prime minister Ehud Olmert after he accidentally acknowledged for the first time that Israel had nuclear weapons. What do you think?

Young Man

Dennis Eichmann,
Massage Therapist
"But what would they do with a nuclear weapon way out there in the middle of nowhere?"

Young Woman

Deborah Jenkins,
Systems Analyst
"Now we just have to find out if the Palestinians have that humongous rock they've been hinting about all these years."

Black Man

Perry DiClaudio,
Backhoe Operator
"It's one thing to exercise strategic ambiguity, but full transparency is absolutely unacceptable."

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