Mallard Fillmore Scribe DUI
Edward Bruce Tinsley, the creator of conservative-duck comic strip Mallard Fillmore, was arrested on DUI charges. What do you think?
Cara Libowitz,
Acupuncturist
"As a longtime Fillmore fan, I have to ask myself, what would a reactionary duck have to say about this?"
Doug Troutman,
Telephone Installer
"Is that a pun on our thirteenth president Millard Fillmore? I just got that, just now."
Matt Behling,
Systems Analyst
"This is so typical of the liberal media. Tinsley has a couple drinks and it's all over the news, but Cathy Guisewite gets all whacked out on PCP and punches a cop and you barely hear a thing about it."
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