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American Voices

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Holiday Travel Plans

How will you be dealing with hectic holiday travel?

Old Man

Billy Tetreault,
Marketing Advisor
"I'll be the guy on the bus with Bing Crosby's White Christmas blaring from my boombox, which I will carry on my shoulder."

Young Woman

Caroline Stroli,
Teacher
"I'm converting to Islam. Not only will I do my holiday traveling in a different month, I won't have to visit my family since they'll disown me!"

Asian Man

Lonny Werner,
Buzzsaw Operator
"I'll be glued to the Weather Channel for inclement weather and traffic reports so I know how anxious to be when I travel."

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