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At the AV Club: Best of the Decade

American Voices

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Responsible Holiday Drinking

People tend to drink more over the holiday season. How will you drink responsibly this year?

Old Woman

Theresa Carr,
Systems Analyst
"I'm trying to schedule so I it get it all done before lunch."

Black Man

Jerry Rudin,
Assembly Line Foreman
"Jumbo loaf of Wonder Bread. Eat two slices with every Jell-o shot and you're out of the weeds."

Young Man

Jason Woolery,
Organic Farmer
"I will ask my kids to close their eyes and cover their ears every time I take a shot."

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