Friday, December 22, 2006
New Year's Resolutions
Every year, Americans celebrate the New Year by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year's resolution?
Darcy Fletcher,
Elevator Inspector
"Thanks for the heads-up. I'm going to make my resolution now and get a week's jump on all the other chumps."
Ross Bernstein,
Systems Analyst
"I observe the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, which has already happened. For that New Year, I resolved to let everyone know that January 1st is not the only New Year."
Matt Tulley,
Cabinetmaker
"I'm glad New Year's is coming up. I've been looking for an excuse to finally take care of this gangrenous leg."
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