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With 2006 winding down, we asked two of our regular game reviewers to weigh in with their picks for the best titles of 2006.

SCOTT TOBIAS

1. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

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When considering the gulf between this game and the others on this list, think of the Grand Canyon. The latest in the venerable role-playing series, upgraded to a fine next-gen polish, boasts so much depth and otherworldly intrigue that it could easily have occupied an avid gamer for the entire year. Getting through the topographically diverse land of Cyrodiil—a process made blissfully easy by a "fast travel" option—not only realizes RPG strategy, but a full complement of gaming muscles, from first- and third-person action to puzzle-solving and personal relations.

2. Bully

Moral guardians jumped all over the latest from the Grand Theft Auto crew, but beyond the schoolyard beatings and pranks lies a disarmingly sweet and tongue-in-cheek take on boarding-school life. How much vitriol can you cast on a game in which the weapons of choice (a slingshot, stink bombs, itching powder) would barely qualify for Dennis The Menace's arsenal, much less that of the Columbine kids? As with the GTA games, Bully creates a rogue fantasy worth indulging.

3. Fight Night, Round 3

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Normally, EA Sports sequels are a constant irritation: They only make just enough improvements or add-ons to beckon the cash-strapped to drop another $50. The refinements on Fight Night, already one of EA's stronger lines, went further than usual by placing a heavy emphasis on realism, from the next-gen spittle that flies after a roundhouse to the HUD-free intuitiveness of the gameplay.

4. Dead Rising

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An irresistible throwback to the old-school zombies of George Romero's Dawn Of The Dead and the cartoonish carnage of Peter Jackson's Dead Alive, this sandbox survival-horror game turns a shopping mall into an undead apocalypse. No doubt the inevitable sequel will improve the experimental (and frankly disastrous) save function, but until then, the game is a simple and grisly pleasure of creative bloodletting.

5. Table Tennis

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The idea of a simple, squeaky-clean ping-pong game coming from GTA creator Rockstar Games may sound perverse, but it's a reminder of why the original Pong inspired the whole video-game phenomenon. With the perfect synthesis of the right and left analog sticks, Table Tennis achieves an almost Zen-like bliss through its hypnotic intensity. Playing against an opponent of equal skill on Xbox Live is the purest possible competitive experience.

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