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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

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President Ford Dead

President Gerald Ford, our nation's 38th President, died Tuesday at the age of 93 at his desert home in California. What do you think?

Young Man

Leslie Drayton,
Housepainter
"Whomever it is we're talking about will live on — as long as we keep him in our memories."

Asian Man

Andrew Woolfolk,
Systems Analyst
"Every time you wrote the man's obituary, he'd pull through another few years. Then you'd have to go and update it. Classic Ford."

Young Woman

Sherry Scott,
Surveyor
"When they're carrying him out in the coffin, in front of the press, I think it would be funny if they 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs."

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